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“Also, if there’s a chance of him doing a terrible Irish accent, I apologize in advance to all my Irish readers. If you exist.”
You have readers? As in people who read? I am literally asking for the definition of the word readers here.
“The intro plays as usual, when suddenly the “80’s” becomes “70’s”, the background goes green, and Irish music begins playing. The fuck? Didn’t see that coming! Unless I read the description before watching this. Still, this is new.”
I don’t get it… How could you say you didn’t see that coming unless you read the description? If you read the description then you wouldn’t be surprised at all! Because not reading is fun!
“Also, IG has an Uncle O’Grimacey shirt.”
Because what he wears is important. Because not actually criticizing batdan makes me feel less guilty for having to play the part.
“Then a badly animated Grimace with an MS Paint face floats in, KNOCKS IG HEADFIRST into the table and steals his Shamrock Shake. Jeez, that’s a bit violent. Did the Grimace scare you as a kid or something? You put him in your Resident Evil 5 video as a bad jump scare, and here you make him a violent asshole that uses mob techniques to get his milkshakes. It’s not even funny either.”
Mob techniques includes pushing? Batdan… a MOB is a group of people. In fact, I’m gonna refer to you has Batdamn right now since quite frankly I damn well don’t want to be as batcrazy as you. this is where I cam4 up with the idea of making fun of batdamn. I wasn’t being stupid ironic here. THIS WAS MY WAY OF TAKING BATDAN OUT OF THE EQUATION and back to making fun of people who deserved it.
“Then in 1974” That’s the wrong year. I said it earlier but he was created in 1977, a few years off. Maybe that’s why Bores changed it to “I Rate the 70’s” for this episode, because he thinks it’s earlier than it really is.”
Source? oh wait that’s right you won’t show us the research and just assume people will inherently believe you. Seriously google will prove batdan right.
“He shows various commercials with the green blob monster, then points out that “if this voice sounds familiar” and refers to a cartoon with some yellow thing in a cowboy hat. Okay, who is this? What is this character’s name? What’s the voice actor’s name? What’s this about? Explain it Chris! If you’re trying to be “educational” and make a comparative reference, it helps that you provide some names. You can’t just show this thing and expect everyone to get it, especially when it looks like it’s from the 70’s, and most of your fans were born after 1999.
You can make all the shitty Family Guy jokes you want Chris, but when you go “If this is familiar, then it’s because of this” and show a character you expect us to know without explaining it, then you fail as a reviewer! How have you been doing this for nearly six years and YOU STILL DON’T GET IT!|”
I still don’t get it how you’ve been doing this for so long. Doesn’t your keyboard get all fracky? Translation: Ah shit I really can’t rebuttal at all. Quick I need a something that looks like a rebuttal!
“He reaches the end and note how O’Grimacey was phased out along with other McDonaldland characters, but that’s a story for another episode. I imagine it will be out the same time as that Kinnikuman Nisei episode you promised, or that Simpsons NES games review, or that Castlevania review, or that Deadly Towers review. Boy he has a lot of empty promises.”
Those aren’t empty promises, a fan asked Chris Bores and its a work in progress. For goodness sake unless he says he’s not working on them it there’s no reason to doubt IG’s work ethic. Yeah you know Irate Gamer is always working poorly and stubbornly so. I made fun of Irate Gamer in this sentence and no one laughed. People are actually use to arguments like this from IG fanboys.
“We get to his rating. He barely remembers O’Grimacey but since McDonaldland is nostalgic, it gets an “Overload”. Oh look, the same logic he applied to the TMNT cereal. “It wasn’t very good, but TMNT is awesome”. What’s odd is that he says O’Grimacey was phased out by the 80’s, and if he believes his 1974 claim, then Bores would have been… one when he disappeared.”
How the fuck would Bores disappear? And how would he become O’grimacey? How can you complain about not having logic (when its clearly there) in the video and then invoke a complete lack of logic throughout your written review? Because pretending to be a brain dead sea turtle is FUN!
“When it wasn’t boring, it was wrong or vague, two of the worst things you can do as a reviewer.”
Says Batdamn… Who’s attempts to do reviews were actually pretty shitty. He calls them parodies but when you are trying to do a parody of someone’s highschool work, YOU REALLY SUCK AT LIFE.
“This really should have been about the entirety of McDonaldland. It might have had more substance to it. Oh who am I kidding? It would have been just as bad.”
So you hate his video because it wasn’t on mcdonald. Just buy a big mac Batdamn next time okay batdamn? Yeah batdamn if you just took a minute off each day and stopped trolling the internet you wouldn’t be on this list. How’s the philipines by the way?