I have made edits to this post, They are bolded.
Today I’m gonna talk about Batdamn’s Diehard review viewable here. I’m not gonna quote him since it takes up too much space and has too much fail. Translation: my ass is too fucking tired from slamming the keyboard I can’t really write anything to rebuttal Batdan’s airtight and well written work.
2nd and 3rd paragraph
What the hells with all the ‘make your own assumptions’?What assumptions are there to be made? I wonder what assumptions people made about my sexuality and intelligence…
6th paragraph. Ricardo’s new intro had a crapton of new content. OF which I won’t list because there wasn’t any. Why did Irate Gamer accept me again? Oh yeah because he’s fucking desperate and too stupid to give up his anti-social tendencies.
8th paragraph. Batdamn suggests that it is not okay for Chris Bores to assume his audience doesn’t know the movie. The point of a review is to allow audiences who don’t know anything to now know something. If Chris acted like the audience knew more than him than there’d be no reason make a review now would there? It should be noted that Irate Gamer is playing a game where you run around shooting people in the face firing flashbangs and blowing the crap out of the building. You can even murder people with an Axe. This is not a game for children as much as Conker for the N64 was for children. There’s still merit for writing if the audience knows more than you anyway. Because if you were expected to teach your audience, every single english class or science essay would be failed straight away since you are expected to write as if the audience knows more or at least as much as you do. The important things is to do it in your own style and ability. Irate Gamer fails because he doesn’t do it in a unique style and fails at being interesting.
9th paragraph. So let me get this straight batdamn. Having a story you don’t like = SUCKS. Not having the story you don’t like = SUCKS. What’s it gonna take to please you? Even though I was sober while writing this… I don’t even know what I am refering to. In fact I think this is the point where I figured “Let’s Just see how far I can stretch my idiocy and still be accepted as a irate gamer fan.”. This comment doesn’t refer to anything that Batdan wrote.
10th paragraph. BATDAMN HE’S REVIEWING A GAME BASED ON AN R-RATED MOVIE. THERE’S NO REASON FOR YOU TO EXPECT THIS TO BE A KID FRIENDLY REVIEW! TYPING IN ALL CAPS MAKES A POINT THAT DOES NOTHING TO REBUTTAL BATDAN’S REAL POINT THAT IRATE GAMER IS USING A RESTRICTED SET OF THEMES THAT ENSURES HE WILL FRUSTRATE ADULTS AND TEENAGE AUDIENCES WHILE AT THE SAME TIME BEING TOO RISQUE FOR CHILDREN. fortunately, Irate Gamer still has his cultists.
11 to 14th paragraph. What’s wrong with Irate Gamer being upset that he’s lost progress? Wouldn’t you be pissed if you lost work or had to redo something? Again this doesn’t rebuttal batdan’s point that the next few minutes are pointless padding. Most reviewers make sure to cut most of the fat and to edit out most of their fuck ups.
18th paragraph. After another 4 paragraphs of failure , Batdamn doesn’t realize that the joke is that counter is changing numbers. God Batdamn, its a joke, take it as such. People took this seriously because let’s just get this out in the open right now. Fluctuating numbers that move around schizophrenically is considered entertainment for Irate Gamer fans. This is how the world sees Irate Gamer fans.
paragraph 20.. Not much to say about this one. Its nitpicking at its finest. Do I need to point out that my ass keyboard slamming was hypocritical?
paragraph 22… it takes a large amount of button presses to kill yourself with C-4 in diehard. Ever figure that he killed himself on purpose to be funny. OH wait you’re pissed because your mancrushed died. It is true though, there are signs that Batdamn may be madly in love with Irate Gamer.
paragraph 25… A walkthrough says alot about the game. There’s no reason for iRate Gamer to point out every concept he wants to make obvious. You can infer by the footage whether or not he’s having control issues or not. His review isn’t made for gradeschoolers’ people are expected to come up with their own conclusions. Note the ‘iRate’. No one pointed out that I sound like a parody.
And so after 25+ paragraphs of bullshit Batdamn finally has the courage to shut himself up. I’m gonna end with a little picture since I know Batdamn is gonna send his dogs after me. Surprisingly the Igsucksblog community is rather tame and didn’t bother trying to flamewar me. Good people do good things and so I am here to pay them back. Bad people get bad things and I am also here to demonstrate why certain individuals have made being an Irate Gamer correlate with being totally fucking out of touch with reality!