Asalieri has asked me to use his real name because he doesn’t want to be known as a troll which is fine by me because trolls are people who do it for fun and don’t want to hurt people. Asalieri has made an E-career out of hurting people so I guess its okay for him to be known as a criminal and as a slanderer than a troll.
Well I’ve decided its time to write about #3 again. I honestly think he should have gotten first place because quite frankly, the damage Asalieri does is a lot more than any one else on the list has. But before I go on, I would like to point out that operation Cowabunga dog shiet is already over and that it consisted of making this blog, tricking Irate Gamer fans into thinking this was legit and then letting them know exactly why they’ll never have a real intellectual backing them up because they’re idiots.
From here on in I don’t really have any more material planned and I don’t intend to keep this blog going. After all, its important to worry about one’s own career and education before cyber-activism and things that other people can do. The other reason I don’t want to keep this going is because I don’t own this blog and it was started by Batdansucks, who has gone silent. This could mean he has set me up (a triple cross?) or he’s just lazy, either way if I’m gonna make this a hobby it’ll be by making sure the there’s no way someone could just edit or delete all the work I’ve done via misplaced trust.
If you really want to fight assholes like Asalieri then start your own blog. I’m sure that if you’re dedicated enough, you’ll manage just fine. Heck this is the first time I have ever ran or operated a blog. All it takes is a little innovation , some patience and in no time you’ll be owning trolls faster than Chris Bores or Eric Gauge ruin their own credibility.
That said there’s some worth pointing out in Asalieri’s recent moves against reproduction cartridges. Asalieri is a money grubbing asshole and is willing to promote and be as two-faced as possible to get a cut of the profits. No where is this more prominent then in Asalieri’s current promotion of protitus.
For those who don’t know about reproduction cartridges, imagine if you wanted to play an old NES game that’s not on sale any where, like say ‘HACK ATTACK’. You could download the rom and play it on an emulator but that would suck balls because you’re not using an NES controller nor are you getting an authentic experience (You could just plug in an NES controller but I’ll talk about that later). This is where reproduction cartridges come in, as you can contact a private business of which will be happy to reproduce the game for you and send you a cartridge. The best part about the reproduction cartridge method is that you can get cool custom cases, manuals or other nifty things depending on the business you bought it from. There’s only one slight problem with this, It’s still piracy! It’s very rare for a private business to be licensed to make those cartridges or have rights to the code that goes on that cartridge. But the piracy issue is practically a non-issue now days because quite frankly even if you bought the game legally, the money you spent wouldn’t have gone to the developer and to top it off Companies don’t give a shit about repro cartridges. So the fact of the matter is, if you absolutely want a physical copy of the game, its best to buy from the cheapest, quality assured repro cart seller.
Oh wait, this article is about Asalieri, the guy who is so nice, he constantly wants to screw his fans over. Asalieri is advertising for Protist (a repro cart maker), who on average sells 62% higher than his competitors. Asalieri tries to justify this by saying that Protist’s competitors are incompetent so its worth the cost. Yeah and I guess you breathe air unless you’ve paid extra money to filter it. You might think I’m being mean here but quite frankly his complains about their services just come out of nowhere and none of them make any sense. Asalieri has a huge problem with making shit up, from thinking IMDB is not a wiki to just making up lies about someone’s career. Just take a look at his RAR of linkara, his friend (who is clearly too stupid to write that script) begins by saying that linkara is always getting his facts wrong and has no idea how to review comic book. it only takes a short Google search to see that’s not right. When you criticize or otherwise insult someone, you have to make it clear what evidence you are using. Just saying “Mr.X is a fatass loser who can’t do anything” is just slander and you are clearly trying to incite something by throwing that insult carelessly. Asalieri does this repeatedly throughout part 1 to 3, from stating that the other business’s (NESReproductions.com, TimeWalk and Gamereproductions) don’t sell functioning repro cartridges and don’t sell them on time. Because that’s not insulting or slanderous right?
I just love the description for the first part of his ‘Reviewing A Reviewer Special! Repromakers Part 1: Timewalk’.
“As always, please don’t wage wars on these people in my name, I don’t endorse attacks on anyone, I simply give my perspective and that is all.” – Eric Gauge, Aka guy who asked people to die in a fire and conjectured multipled times that TGWTG is a hell hole. Also guy who says I don’t give him the benefit of the doubt. I really should start a hypocrite counter sometime…
You don’t want people to wage wars in your name Asalieri because you know you will lose. Every single fucking time you try to pretend that you don’t want these flame wars, that you’re the victim here. Uh no… Okay NO. You do not throw your information around so carelessly and so poorly worded and pretend that you are the victim. That is contempt of court quality bullshit. You are blatantly lying about other people and committing sabotage. It makes me wonder substantially too, Protist charges over 62% on average from his competitors. How much of that money is going towards Asalieri. This isn’t the first time Asalieri has tried to make big bucks off of being a slanderous asshole. The first amendment doesn’t cover the consequences of your personal opinion. Every person you ripped off by lying to them Asalieri can legally sue you for your actions but I wouldn’t be surprised if no one sued you, because people tend to smarter than you.
Asalieri’s bullshit rant against Protist’s competitors is a hilarious 60 minute long quote mine fest that boils down to “They wrote someone that sounds vaguely suspicous, let’s not give them the benefit of the doubt and call it embezzling!”. I’d do a recap but I just don’t have the patience to sit through that 60 minute crap again.
My Highlight of the 60 minute rant:
Asalieri and Protist talk about Timewalk’s announcement about becoming a closed community before becoming open again in order to prevent backlog.
“at which point they’ll probably reopen back up to the public because its kinda stupid to run a business where you can’t have new customers” – Idiot 1
“Well they say its not a business” – Idiot 2
“Well if its not a business then why do they have hundreds of orders?” – Idiot 1
Beep boop beep boop google search
- A person’s regular occupation, profession, or trade.
Note the word “regular” and on the time walk site it says that the repro business is not their main occupation. It should be noted that Business’s are required to pay money and if Protist is trying to say he’s a business then he’s fucked because he just admitted to breaking several if not hundreds of laws. Gotta love what Idiot 1 says about orders, because orders make a business and so that means if you are a child and are asked by your parents to clean up the house, you are a business and therefore should pay taxes due to your compliance to your parent’s household order queue. Orders does not equal business. You can provide services, but that does not make you a business!
Special Thanks to Kiki. As per usual, I ‘ll probably make edits and make this long article even longer. So feel free to comment and bring things to my attention.
Edit: It appears that Asalieri is trying to tell everyone that he has anti-social personality disorder since he keeps claiming that his actions have no consequences. As seen here:
Someone asks him why he feels the need to sabotage people who just want to make money doing what they love. Given that Asalieri has repeatedly attempted to monetize his own work its an important question to ask. Rather then just rub it off using freedom of speech “It’s my opinion” (which fails because freedom of speech means you are RESPONSIBLE for what you say and NOT that you can say whatever you want. Go ahead, try running out onto the streets and saying you’ll stab someone to death, then when you go to court, try claiming freedom of speech. Enjoy your time in jail!) Asalieri decides he wants to prove to everyone just how completely out of touch reality he is.
He writes “who me?” as if to say he doesn’t do that. If asalieri was the person who could read and statement properly without taking it out of context or understand that other people have different tastes then he could probably write that. But no, this is asalieri, the guy who has to quote mine and misrepresent the fuck out of everything. I just don’t get why he hasn’t sent his resume to Fox news, they love sensationalism. But I digress, Anti-social personality disorder is the disorder in which an individual does things for the sake of doing them and feels no guilt or frustration for the people who got hurt. You may actually be surprised to know that this disorder is very common and in fact a lot of people can exhibit this though unusually not at a universal level. For example, racists will exhibit anti-social personality disorder towards the race they don’t like. Ever hear someone say something like “we should prosecute ________ for _______”? Those kinds of remarks can get you in jail.
And no amount of “That’s my opinion” helped them in court. While these people have it in selective applicability, Asalieri has it at a universal level, which makes it much worse since he feels the need to be vocal as well. So who does Asalieri hate? Practically anyone who earns money from having people willingly convinced to give them money apparently. But this means that he should hate just about every service provider ever, even youtube, since people invest in google stock (and youtube is apart of that stock) even though by Asaloeri’s definitions, they wouldn’t have earned the right. As a result it seems that Asalieri simply can’t keep his goddamn story straight, does he hate a project because its audience is too niche? Or does he hate the project because he thinks they don’t need money to make things happen? Either way reflects poorly on him since if its too niche then he is an asshole for claiming what people can and can’t spend their money on and if he thinks they don’t need money then he’s an idiot for not understanding economics since there is clear difference between a fat moron giving anti-social and bigoted statements in front of a webcam and actual entertainment which people are willing to pay to watch. Regardless, when ever pressed with why he does the stupid poorly thought out “opinions” he simply says “its my opinion” and then some bullshit about how you are butthurt because his opinions don’t have consequences. Which brings me to my favorite excuse he has made:
“I didn’t incite or endorse any bullying of AVGN, all I did was call him a greedy money whore.”
Yeah I’m just gonna let you read that last part several times. Is this statement supposed to be a comedic irony statement? It isn’t because Asalieri doesn’t know how to be funny much less how to critique anything since he has no real standards for reviewing so then why exactly did he add that last part? Greedy and whore have connotations but just for those who don’t know what those are let’s have a look:
Greedy definition: An excessive desire to acquire or possess more than what one needs or deserves, especially with respect to material wealth: “Many . . . attach to competition the stigma of selfish greed” ( Henry Fawcett).
So essentially by calling someone greedy you are saying the have things which they do not deserve. AND BY extension you are saying that people should take away the things they do not deserve
Whore definition: A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.
So not only is Asalieri using a sexist term which is attached to male entitlement (its a long story but I’ll tell you if you really really want) he’s saying that AVGN is untrustworthy and has defiled all the people who trusted him. It should be noted that whore is associated with disease and impurity.
But hey, let’s give Asalieri the benefit of the doubt because I totally have him to give him that in the face of concrete evidence (maybe if you decided to write angry comments and then not send them….)! Let’s see what happens to people who are labeled greedy:
Hmmm six million dead because someone decided to label people…? I wonder what happens to people labeled as whores:
OH NOES Century of woman abuse and gender disenfranchisement because people don’t like the word whore? Hmmm maybe I’m getting to something important, like how words aren’t just words. They have meanings and the instill emotion. It’s CALLED COMMUNICATION Asalieri, if you don’t understand what the consequences are when you communicate insults and threats towards people knowing damn well that you are leading a group of opportunists then no amount of “Who me?” is gonna save you when someone actually decides to sue you. And you can ignore your guilt as long as you want because it not the guilt you should be afraid of Asalieri, its the people you’ve offended and whose concerns you’ve blown off to the point that you don’t even deserve the benefit of the doubt anymore; because you’ve long since proven that you are just that kind of irredeemable person.
Dissocial personality disorder
The World Health Organization‘s International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems, tenth edition (ICD-10), defines a conceptually similar disorder to ASPD called (F60.2) Dissocial personality disorder, “usually coming to attention because of a gross disparity between behaviour and the prevailing social norms”.
- It is characterized by at least 3 of the following:
- Callous unconcern for the feelings of others;
- Gross and persistent attitude of irresponsibility and disregard for social norms, rules, and obligations;
- Incapacity to maintain enduring relationships, though having no difficulty in establishing them;
- Very low tolerance to frustration and a low threshold for discharge of aggression, including violence;
- Incapacity to experience guilt or to profit from experience, particularly punishment;
- Marked readiness to blame others or to offer plausible rationalizations for the behavior that has brought the person into conflict with society.
You score 6 out of 6 Asalieri, and no I’m not exaggerating.