For those of us who aren’t sure what ‘oh shit he’s serious’ disease is, imagine that some random stranger walks up to you and tells you that the world is going to end and that you should shop at macy’s and gives you a coupon; then s/he does a very bad dance and then dashes off around the corner to go do the same thing to someone else. Fairly harmless right? Well that’s because its fair and logical to assume that the person is just doing this for laughs and isn’t serious or probably involved in some weird marketing scheme. Now imagine after you just met that person you run into another person who hands you an expired coupon, yells loudly about how everyone’s doomed, starts pushing people who get too close (you included, even though s/he walked up to you) and does a dance that can be aptly described as a seizure and then proceeds to go around the corner to do that to someone else. What’s that? You pulled out an air taser and shot him in the face with it? Well welcome to ‘Oh shit he’s serious’ disease where some jackass who thinks they’re having fun isn’t paying any attention to how reckless and sociopathic they appear to everyone else.
Speaking of the ‘Oh shit he’s serious’ disease let’s see what Pearse Hillock had to say about his own anti-sucide rant that was so poorly phrased it at one point stated that the victim should have killed their family before killing themselves.
Yea I know what I write is a load of shit, I just write like that and when I act serious im just pretending. I honestly don’t even care about the shit I write about, it was just kinda like a hobby, a really bad one at that. Anyhow im just tired of doing this and stopped over a month ago.
Of course its probably pointless to argue with Pearse Hillock since apparently to him, he doesn’t take his work seriously but is content with spreading to every single person he knows, posting it publicly for other people (especially those affected by the victims suicide) to see and and clearly spending the time and effort to write these articles and include pictures in them. I could call Pearse Hillock any number of things right now but I sincerely believe that the only thing that should be called right now is the insane asylum because an individual named Pearse Hillock really needs to comprehend reality and stop lying to himself. Protip: If you aren’t serious about something, removing it might be a good idea and if anyone asks why you removed it, you tell them that you refused to stick up for what you wrote because it sucked. That’s how you be a SANE person.
And now its time to take a look at what is hopefully the last article of the completely ruined Cinema Snob Sucks blog. “The Aftermath of… Death” (Victim name withheld, same rules apply here, no mentioning the victims name in the comment section!)
“I was gonna type this up a few days ago but a few problems occurred,”- First sentence AND a comma splice, this is going to suck isn’t it?
“for those of you who want to listen to my story continue reading for for those who want what this title is about then skip ahead” Still first sentence but it really should be the second since this one does not following the premise of the statement before the comma.
“This isn’t for you to feel sorry for me or whatever your want to think, it’s just the reason why this was sort of delayed as I want to share it with you guys. Nothing more, nothing less.”- End of first paragraph, comma splice, sentence fragment and vague writing detected!
So the story is included not because readers should feel sorry for Pearse but its also not for any reasons that the readers can think of… so that means the story is pointless? This is what I mean when I call Pearse a sociopath, its this callous disregard for the meaning of language and semantics of what words even mean that have me absolutely shocked by how anti-social its phrased. This isn’t something a five year-old who doesn’t know how to write would crap out by accident, this something a clear sociopath who is clearly trying to get attention but without acting as if they want attention. Pay attention to the use of a specifically specific denial, “isn’t for you to feel sorry for me” followed by a completely incomprehensible “whatever you want to think” meaning that Pearse could understand that people would interpret his story as a SOB story but not as anything else AND here he is posting it knowing that the first and only interpretation is that its a SOB story.
*SIGH* well let’s take a look at the SOB story shall we?
“Recently I applied for a retail assistant at a recruitment agency (Yes I am unemployed actively seeking work), when I arrived I told them so and I got past the first round interview and onto the second.”- First line of SOB story, poor grammar
I would like to note that this apparently the reason why this article took so long to make, because clearly there are readers who want to read about how its funny for people to commit suicide and that people who work to help others don’t deserve compensation. Notice the complete lack of time scale here, if Pearse was trying to elaborate why it took so long for this article to be made then why doesn’t Pearse count hours and how long it takes for him to go to the agency and get an interview? Thanks for clarifying that you are actively seeking work that explains why your hobby consists of making fun of other people for having a legitimate job including your recent rants on youtube about how Angry Joe should fund his show out of his own pocket.
“The next day we got sent out half way across the city to observe door to door salesmen (For 5-6 Hours) who accompanied us, I applied for a retail assistant but this happened for some reason but I was ready to take anything so I took down notes, observed how it all operated and the experience was good.” – Hurray some timescale but broken paragraph flow
Okay first off, the last sentence ended with onto the second interview. What happened during the second interview? We’re just going to have to assume that Pearse passed the second interview because now he’s doing some sort of co-op sales job. Yes Pearse as a retail assistant you are expected to help people do retail and hilariously enough, why didn’t you ask them what the job was at the interview?
“They offered me the job and I happily accepted, the next day was my first training day in where I learned the ropes of the trade for an our or two and then again was sent off to observe more door to door sales” – paragraph 2 of SOB story
Accepting a Job without knowing the terms, I can see where this is going.
“I did that for 4-5 hours (Meant to Finish by 9:00 that day and again only learned after I was out there) and asked what hours am I working and on what’s days, what words I received next struck a dagger in my heart. I was told that I was too work 6 days a week Monday-Saturday with work hours from 11:30 am to 9:00 pm being paid by commission, that right there shocked me. I knew how I would be paid but I was never told my hours or workdays and what the job required was too much for me so I told them half way through the first training day that I am reconsidering the job and left.” -Called it
Great job Pearse, you took a full-time Job and then immediately blew it. I can understand blowing the retail Job though, those jobs suck and most of them drive employees crazy but then again you should have known that and its imperative you dodge jobs like those in favor of jobs that pay per hour on a set basis. Again I don’t see why this story needed to be told since its not like this story really prevented the article from being made, Pearse worked for 1 day and then quit while more unlucky people have worked for entire month and then don’t get paid because they didn’t earn enough sales and thus get fired by union laws. Why is a one day setback worth mentioning? Heck he didn’t even work the full day, he just worked for 4-5 hours. This article looks like it should only take at most an hour to make.
“Days of hell, I was tired and bombed out afterwards and thus this post was pushed back not that anyone cares but there you have it. Now onto the topic at hand.” – End of SOB story. Even though reading it was free I would like to ask for my money back.
Yeah “days of hell” that was clearly hell in terms of suffering. I mean could you be anymore self-centered? You just lost maybe two afternoons and now you’re going to rant about how someone’s suicide is not very important (thereby implying the victim’s life wasn’t very important either) and that those effected should shut the fuck up. Wow I feel so sorry that you’re first world problems are just so bad, the people in North Korea and South America and Cuba clearly don’t have things nearly as bad as you have it Pearse. This was a story that clearly explained how herculean and impossible it would be to lose 8 hours total and still write a shitty blog article that has grammar and spelling mistakes littered through it without a single attempt to actually think about what other people would feel and lies repeatedly about other people. Clearly 8 hours of suffering isn’t enough for you Pearse because that wasn’t enough to make you consider the notion of shutting the fuck up.
“It has been a while since he has departed and many people paid their respects faithfully towards him like The Game Chaser’s, for the purpose of this blog im only gonna talk about those internet reviewers that I myself know as I don’t watch much of them overall.” – Start of the actual article.
I just love the doublethink here. Did Pearse say last article that he doesn’t think people should be allowed to mourn and that the victim deserves no respect? And “purpose of this blog”? What purpose your blog is random as a all fuck Pearse!
“I also want to get things straight, I don’t hate or dislike *redacted* and I only know him from The Game Chaser videos. Nothing more nothing less”
Yes Pearse, I as a reader totally understand that you don’t hate the suicide victim because saying that suicide victim is going to hell and deserves no respect is just the kind of things I expect from anti-social psychopath who can’t decide if they care about being a good person or not (assuming they can even define what a good person is).
“he seemed to be a happy friendly guy but what happened.”
Yeah exactly what happened to this sentence fragment? AND WHERE THE HELL DID THE REST OF THE SENTENCE GO?
“I think that his personal project Kamen Rider didn’t kick off as he needed money and help to get it off the ground, I know that from when The Game Chaser’s brought it up in a video. I believe that this what was involved in making him do it, that’s my thoughts on what happened.”
So Pearse, you don’t hate or like this guy but you feel perfectly content to speculate on the causes of his death turning his death into a cheap excuse to empower yourself and act as a detective.
“This is how you send off a friend, this was more than either Cinema Snob, Angry Joe or Spoony One did because they just pretended to be his friend because they never promoted him when he was alive”
This is why I’m fairly sure that Pearse Hillock is an Asalieri fan. I mean this is the logic that Asalieri subscribes to; the idea that friends commit cronyism to help each other. Asalieri has promoted services that don’t work, people who are banktrupt and usually using circumstantial evidence at best. How many people actually have friends who literally hold their hand through their entire life. Friends are friends, aka people you can talk to and who will help you will you ask them to. Why Cinema Snob, Angry Joe or Spoony needs to promote the suicide victim on their show to be friends is beyond me. Judging people for the sake of judging people is a clear sign of psychopathy and need for help. Pearse please get psychiatric help, you clearly need to sort some basic ideas out.
“It’s unbelievable what he did, Angry Joe forced out false tears while looking off screen to read a script. I noticed that myself and this guy right here points everything out and angry joe did monetize the video. I don’t even have words to explain how wrong that was and Angry Joe denied it even though it’s a fact and there is proof.” – oh this is going to be rich
Oh great a link to a video that is clearly false is taken as proof. There’s not a single hint of irony or sarcasm here from Pearse. So that shit he wrote about not being serious, yup, total bullshit.
“When Angry Joe did his tribute video people raged in the comments section and here is a bunch of them, also the twitter rage when he was confronted with it.”
Yes because people should not be angry when others imply or outright state that they are not emotionally distraught or in anyway affected by the deaths of their friends and co-workers. Hey Pearse, seriously consider seeing a psychiatrist, you really freaking need one.
What follows are several images that are screencaps of comments most of which no one supports and its worth noting that the few thumbs up there are a result of youtube’s broken rating system in which the thumbs down button doesn’t really work. Pearse tells people to read the last image in the batch but there’s no reason to because its a just a comment that essentially says “people should investigate the suicide victim’s death”. Oh really? Circumstances of death should be investigated by local police, what a shock? I thought we just leave dead people where they lie but then again if the police saw Pearse Hillock dead on the streets they probably would think he’s pulling a ketchup prank again because he’s such an attention whore. Okay I’m pretty sure I went too far on that last one but let’s face it, this is “OH Shit he’s serious” disease at its worst. There’s nothing funny about speculating about someone’s suicide and its even more disgusting that pointless drama is being cited as evidence that Angry Joe is “faking” tears. It’s disgusting that people are so easily swayed by fake evidence just because it gives them an excuse to get quick publicity. Pearse, if you wanted to get attention just run out onto the street and throw your clothes to the wind and run around waving your crotch at everyone. It’s the same thing you’re doing here, just with morality being thrown to the wind instead.
I sure hope Pearse that you wrote this using a completely non-traceable alias, because now every employer and person ever knows the shit you did and how animalistic and opportunistic you are as an individual. You don’t care about the suicide victim you just want attention and now that you have it you decide “Whoops its isn’t what I want derp, I’m not serious! I swear!” Get the fuck off the internet
“Meanwhile a fundraiser was started and I was shocked to notice this, they wanted to raise $850 so is that what his life was worth in damages. I don’t think they should have ever done this, I know it’s for a good cause but still.”
Yes Pearse, you’re so not serious when you speculate that a funraiser designed to reduce the strain on the suicide victim’s death is a sign of how much his family thinks his life was worth. Remember kids, if you live in Pearse’s completely broken and sociopathic world, you don’t get compensation in the event of a sudden death or injury and its wrong for anyone to try and get back to a normal life as soon as possible after a devastating event. But kids, you can also be a man (or woman) and tell Pearse to shut the fuck up. In addition, the fundraiser isn’t about compensation, its so one of the family members can travel to the victim’s funeral.
“Spoony quickly moved on and talked about wrestling meanwhile brad eats chicken, yes I did edit that for dramatic effect but you know what I mean. They just seemed to have moved on rather quickly for people in morning.”- Pearse clearly showing he has nothing against the victim, except pure hatred for his friends, his family and everyone who ever cared for him.
Ah more doublethink. Its wrong to mourn but its wrong to not mourn too; or in this case ‘morning’. Pearse, Blogs come with spellcheck… you might want to use it.
“I just wanted to archive these events for future reference, nothing more nothing less.” – I don’t think you know what “Nothing more nothing less” actually means.
Nothing more and nothing less means that its literal and that the first implied meaning is the correct one. So if I interpreted as Pearse being a total idiot then it would be nothing more and nothing less.
“In other News”
Oh the shits over, good because Pearse, that was the most out of touch, completely delusional thing I have ever read that shows just how much of an egocentric, disingenuous asshole you REALLY ARE. Every negative thing you wrote applies more to you than it applies to the people you’re trying to critique. The entire article is essentially a gigantic attempt to be an attention whore and all you want to do is hurt people and pretend there’s nothing wrong with yourself. Stopping taking tips from Asalieri and grow up.